2803: 2016 artist:dipper character:dipper_pines character:lincoln_loud crossover dialogue gravity_falls
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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Lincoln: "Holy fuck! She must be horny as fuck with a high amount of stamina."
Dipper [agitated]: "...what the fuck are you talking about!?! I didn't screw my sister! I've never done such a thing!" Lincoln [nervous]: "B-but I thought..." Dipper: "No, you ninny! I was in a fucking orgy with Racheal the Martial Champion, Wendy Milan, Candy Honey, Sarah Bryant, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Angela Hunt, Anne Robinson, Selma & Patty Bouvier, Edna Krabappel, Nina & Anna Williams, Tina Armstrong, Cisty the Elf, Shadow Yamato, Chyna, Lita Dumas, Sailor Venus, Doris Deer, and my current girlfriend, Cher! Also, Emma Bunton wanted to join, but I knocked the shit out of her! Annoying cunt!" Lincoln: "Holy shit!" Dipper: "I know, right? Fucking 21 sluts, and beating up a Spice Girl is quite taxing." Lincoln: "Not that, you sleeping with Gregg Allman's ex!" Dipper: "Jealous that I have Cher, while you only have your sisters?" Cher: "I'm still horny, Dipper!" Dipper: "Damn, woman, can't I just get some sleep already?" |
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