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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Lincoln: "Holy fuck! She must be horny as fuck with a high amount of stamina."

Dipper [agitated]: "...what the fuck are you talking about!?! I didn't screw my sister! I've never done such a thing!"

Lincoln [nervous]: "B-but I thought..."

Dipper: "No, you ninny! I was in a fucking orgy with Racheal the Martial Champion, Wendy Milan, Candy Honey, Sarah Bryant, Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Angela Hunt, Anne Robinson, Selma & Patty Bouvier, Edna Krabappel, Nina & Anna Williams, Tina Armstrong, Cisty the Elf, Shadow Yamato, Chyna, Lita Dumas, Sailor Venus, Doris Deer, and my current girlfriend, Cher! Also, Emma Bunton wanted to join, but I knocked the shit out of her! Annoying cunt!"

Lincoln: "Holy shit!"

Dipper: "I know, right? Fucking 21 sluts, and beating up a Spice Girl is quite taxing."

Lincoln: "Not that, you sleeping with Gregg Allman's ex!"

Dipper: "Jealous that I have Cher, while you only have your sisters?"

Cher: "I'm still horny, Dipper!"

Dipper: "Damn, woman, can't I just get some sleep already?"
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