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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: It's so great to see one of the all-time great pics back. Easily the best idea for a crossover yet, and since Viacom and Time Warner put aside their differences for the Ninja Turtles/Batman crossover, who knows? Stranger things have happened. Anyway, here are some classic comments from the archives;

Lori: We literally have to help the Justice League, Luna- OH SHIT SHIT SHIT!

Darkseid: (after kicking the crap out of Batman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Martian Manhunter, Green Lantern and Hawkgirl) Darkseid has never been defeated! (chases after Lori and Luna)

Joel Robinson: Instead of fighting superheroes, he's just fighting ordinary kids that swallow...ANY REASON FOR THIS EXACTLY?

Gypsy: Lori and Luna have been "bad" girls!

Lori: AAAAAA!

Luna: Hey, Lori.

Lori: AAAAAA!

Luna: Hey, Lori.

Lori: (panting) We're gonna die...we're gonna die..!

Luna: Hey, Lori.

Lori: What!?

Luna: It's like Darkseid...of the Moon!

Lori: What the heck are you- ooooh, like the Pink Floyd album and song. That's pretty good. Oh, and hey, it's like a double-joke! See, because it's Darkseid back there, and your name's Luna...

Luna: ...like the moon! Nice one, Lor'rider!

Lori: Thanks. AAAAAA!

Luna: Oh, yeah, totally. AAAAAAA!

Darkseid: Come back here!

Tom Servo: Infinity War in a nutshell.

Mike Nelson: Hmm, an immortal god that could beat a legion of superheroes against 2 normal teenage sluts...Whelp, it's been nice knowing you girls.

Jonah Heston: Yep, they're fucked.

Crow T. Robot: Yeah, they're fucking dead.

"The Angry Video Game Nerd" James Rolfe: YOU GONNA GET RAPED!

Everyone gives uncomfortable glances at Rolfe.

Crow T. Robot: Get him!

The Mystery Science Theater crew begins kicking the crap out of Rolfe!
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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Darkseid: GET BACK HERE YOU PATHETIC HUMANS!

Lori: NO! I'm LITERALLY TOO PRETTY TO DIE!

Luna: I CANT DIE EITHER DUDE! I HAVEN'T GOT THE CHANCE TO JOIN MICK SWAGGER ON TOUR YET!

Darkseid: (smirking evilly) You'll all be dying soon! (laughs evilly)

(Lori and Luna run towards a dead end, with no escape)

Luna: (gulps) L-lori please tell me we're not t-trapped right now.

Lori: (fearful) Yes we literally are.

Darkseid: (smirking evilly) Looks like the two of you are dead.

Lori: (pleading) P-please mister! Let us live! I don't want to die! I'll never see Bobby again if I do!

Luna: (begging) Y-yeah dude! W-we have a family! A family we want to see again!

Darkseid: TOO BAD! YOUR LIVES WILL BE MINE TO TAKE! But don't worry I'll be sure to tell your family the bad news. (laughs cruelly)

(Lori and Luna, realizing they were going to die, hugged each other in fear)

Lori: W-well I guess this is it.

Luna: I can't b-believe it's going to end like this.

Lori: (tears swell up) L-luna, I know I don't say this often, b-but I l-love you, you're a great sister and I'm sorry we're g-going to die now.

Luna: (starts sobbing) D-dude, I love y-you too. (sniff) Y-your a rocking sister and a-at least if I'm going to d-die, at l-least I'll die with my a-awesome sister.

(both of them start crying while Darkseid gives a cruel laugh)

Darkseid: (mockingly) Aw, isn't that so sweet? (laughs evilly) Yeah, see ya.

(Darkseid prepares to shoot his plasma at Lori and Luna...when suddenly something punches the villain in the stomach, pushing him back)

Lori and Luna: Huh?

Darkseid: (shocked) What the..? WHO DARES ATTACK ME?!

?: Remember me, Darkseid?

Darkseid: (horrified) No...it can't be...

(Superman then reveals himself, giving Darkseid a stern glare)

Darkseid: IMPOSSIBLE! I-I DESTROYED YOU IN THE PHANTOM ZONE! HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?!

Superman: I never go down that easily. (turns to Lori and Luna) Are you girls okay?

Lori: (stunned) Y-yeah we're fine.

Luna: (in awe) Yeah, j-just fine d-dude.

Superman: (smiles) Good, you stay here, I'll deal with this monster.

Darkseid: (growls)

(Darkseid shoots plasma, which Superman grabs and directs it back towards the villain)

Darkseid: ARRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (explodes)

Lori: So...is that the end of him?

Superman: It should be, I'm just glad I arrived in time to save you two.

Luna: So what now?

Superman: Well, I'll be heading back to the Fortress of Solitude, will you girls be okay?

Lori: We should be, we don't live very far.

Superman: (smiles) Very well, you two take care of yourselves. (flies away)

Luna: (sighs in relief) Man, that was close.

Lori: You're telling me. (turns to Luna smiling) But I literally meant it when I said I love you.

Luna: (smiling) Me too sis, I do think you're an awesome sister, and even if we did die, we at least die together.

Lori: Me too, although I'd rather not die by the way.

Luna: (chuckles) Yeah, me too sis.

Lori: Anyways, we better head home, the others are probably wondering where we are.

Luna: Lead the way sis.
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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: 1980's To Tell The Truth music plays.

Johnny Olsen: Number 1, what is your name please?

Lori Loud: My name is Darkseid.

Johnny Olsen: Number 2.

Darkseid: My name is Darkseid.

Johnny Olsen: And number 3.

Luna Loud: My name is Darkseid, bro!

Johnny Olsen: Only one of these people is the real Darkseid, and has sworn To Tell The Truth.
And now, let's meet our panel.
Friend of Vladimir Putin who ran the USFL into the ground, Donald Trump.
The fashion designer who designed a new pair of black leather pants as a tribute to Laura Branigan for herself, Leni Loud.
Part Elvis Presley, part Michael Jackson, part Arthur Fonzarelli, and all around ladies man, Johnny Bravo.
And voted worst Not Ready For Primetime Player of all time, Victoria Jackson.
That's our panel!
And here's the host of To Tell The Truth, Jim Cornette!