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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Leni: "Mommy, daddy, can we keep this little guy?"

Big Lynn: "Well, honey...AHH!!! It's one of those fairy god demons!"

Rita: [runs in with a shotgun] "I got this one, Lynn." [knocks creature out of Leni's arms and pumps it full of lead resulting in a bloody corpse!]

Leni: [traumatized] "AAAAHHHH!!!! You killed him!" [starts crying loudly]

Rita: "And you, young lady are in deep trouble for bringing in one of those things! Just look how scared your dad is!"

Big Lynn: [strums lips with his index]

Rita: "It's time to be taught a lesson. Go to your room. You won't be having sex for the next couple of days!"

Leni: [weakly] "He was friendly..." [continues crying]