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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: A classic from the archives;

Pedestrian: No, don't take a selfie right now!

Lucy: Sigh..

Freddy: Spoilsport.

Pedestrian: What? Are you a couple of Japanese tourists?

Lucy: No, I'm just getting to know him.

Freddy: Yeah! She's been a real doll. I think I'll take her to my bedroom and show her my "salami"!

(All of a sudden, Chrissy Ann Benoit shows up out of nowhere scaring Lucy!)

Benoit: TOOTHLESS AGGRESSION!

Freddy: Oh, god! Not this jackass again!

(Lucy is shaking in fear!)

Benoit: Now I'm gonna rip your intestines out and shove them down your throat!

Freddy: Over my already dead body!

(Lucy is so scared, that she ends up unleashing a LOUD wicked meaty fart that smells worse than a rotting corpse! Lucy's fart causes Chris Benoit to pass out as he screams for revenge! Unfortunately, this victory comes at a price.)

Freddy: Ugh! This odor is too foul, even for me. I'm outta here!

(Freddy runs away from Lucy and her farts. Lucy is depressed.)

Lucy: Sigh.

(Lucy begins to cry over another man that she loved running away from her, all because of her farting!)