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Lisa Loud: Our parents, goth sister. You see...
Lucy: (farts loudly)
Lisa: You know what, never mind. (walks away) (quietly) Cunt.
Lucy starts crying. All of a sudden...
Howard Stern: Hey, ignore that bitch! She doesn't know a good fart when she sees one.
Lucy: H-Howard S-Stern?
Howard Stern: The King of All Media at your service. And let me tell you, I have a superhero alter-ego.
Quickly changes into Fartman.
Lucy: (big smile on her face) Oh god, just seeing you in that skintight costume is making me horny!
Howard Stern: And seeing a hot slut like you makes me wanna do adult things with you. (farts)
Lucy: (chuckles)
Howard Stern: And if you liked that, wait till you get a whiff of this! (farts silently)
Lucy: (sniffs) My, it smells like moldy devil eggs! (farts loudly)
Howard Stern: And your farts are quite juicy! (exposes large erect cock) Now, suck my dick!
Lucy: Wicked!
Lucy took his cock in her hands and twisted them around it, sucking it into her slutty mouth.
Howard Stern: Goddamn, slut, goddamn! (moaning) Oh oh, I got to piss!
Lucy then lies on her back with her mouth wide open in excitement.
Howard Stern: Damn, whore, you are quite the filthy slut aren't you! (positions himself over Lucy) Here it comes!
Howard Stern squatted and settled his erect cock in that welcoming mouth and released a red-hot torrent of golden juice, boiling and rank, directly down Lucy's madly gulping throat.
The young goth tried her best to swallow the endless stream. Howard laughed as he continued to gush piss into Lucy's gullet.
Howard Stern: Uh-oh, sometimes when I have to piss this bad, everything lets loose! (giggles)
He grunted and as the piss continued to nearly drown the trapped goth beneath her, he unleashed a crackling barrage of juicy farts, foul and wet, shooting into Lucy's nose and lungs.
Lucy screamed in excitement, the stench nearly making her vomit, the remnants of Howard's waning piss sputtering out of her mouth in a golden geyser that shot up between Howard's lush, saggy thighs.
Howard Stern: Damn! What kind of freak are you?
Lucy blushes and farts. Howard Stern undresses himself and her.
Howard Stern: Now, I want you to lick my farthole clean, it's rather dirty from my 'workout' at the Franklin Ave. Taco Bell toilet!
Howard Stern wiggled his fleshy rump on Lucy's mouth, her tongue shot out and deep into the King of All Media's sticky, wet rectum, digging with mad passion,
eyes closed, hands pulling at the meaty flesh, pulling the cheeks open to get deeper, hips coming off the floor, humping air, electric and alive.
Howard Stern: Okay, I'm hungry. I think I'll have some cat! Spread those legs, slut!
In a horny hypnotic state, Lucy obeyed as Howard shuffled to Lucy's small thighs, kneeling and leaning into the sweaty crotch, parting the shaved lips and diving in,
burying his face into the cunt that was only 9 years old, madly lapping and sucking the oily lips, tongue pounding wetly in and out of her gripping hole, his nose grinding the engorged clit. Lucy screamed in pleasure.
Howard Stern: Such a delicious, willing little whore! Aren't you dear, aren't you?
Lucy: Yes, Howard, dear sex symbol, I'm a dirty little cocksucker that LOVES eating your filthy ass and drinking your pee and smelling our nasty meaty farts! (farts loudly)
Howard Stern: (whiffs) Phew, whore! That is nasty! I'm going to get me some chow.
As Howard Stern goes to get some food, not to far away, Lana Loud was quietly watching the whole thing from her bedroom door, getting turned on by all the filth and sex.
It made her so horny, that she was masturbating uncontrollably!
Lana: (thinking) "So fucking hot! Oh god, I'm gonna cum!"
Howard Stern returns after eating dozens of chili bean burritos with tons of hot sauce.
Howard Stern: (belches in Lucy's face) That's for being a sick freak, whore!
Lucy is panting like a dog.
Howard Stern: (farts loudly) You want some food, slut? Well, guess what? You are getting some food whether you like it or not!
For you see, I just had a ton of burritos, and now I need to take a shit, but your bathroom looks like a shithole, so I've decided to use your mouth as a toilet!
Now open wide, and don't close! (juicy fart)
[continues]
GREEN diarrhea shoots out of Howard's ass and splatters over Lucy's face, with a ton of it landing in Lucy's mouth, causing her to gag as she tries to swallow it all!
Howard Stern: I need to piss again. Do not move an inch.
Howard stands over Lucy as she continues to swallow Howard's diarrhea.
Howard unleashes a shitload of piss all over Lucy's hair, eyes, legs, belly, pussy, small titties, arms, nose, and finally, her mouth, and she was still covered in shit!
Lucy: I love you, Howard!
Lucy runs into Howard's arms, getting some of his piss on him, but he didn't care.
Howard: Hey baby, I haven't inserted my children into you yet!
Lucy gets excited at the idea of carrying Howard Stern's child as the two of them share a passionate kiss.
But all of a sudden, Lori is walking upstairs while talking to Bobby.
Lori Loud: You did well boo-boo bear, but next time, shoot down the chopper!
Bobby: Look babe, how many times do I have to tell you, I couldn't risk innocent lives. Besides, we'll get Blackjack Malone next time. Bobby, out.
Phone conversation ends.
Lori: Ugh!
Sees Lucy and Howard covered in piss, about to have her pussy pounded by Stern's big dick!
Howard: Hey baby, Lucy told me much about you, wanna be covered in pee and poo, too?
Shaking in anger.
Lori: LIIIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRRAAAAAALLLLLLLYYYYYYY! (farts)
Howard: Whoa! Sexy fart!
Lori: (turning red with anger) FIRST OFF, THAT WAS MY SHOES! (towards Lucy)
NEXT OF ALL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE DOING LUCY, BUT YOU AND THIS POOR MAN'S KATHIE LEE GIFFORD ARE IN BIG FUCKING TROUBLE ONCE I TELL MOM AND DAD ABOUT THIS!
Howard Stern: Hey bitch! No one compares me to that cunt, Kathie Lee and gets away with it. Baba-Booey!
Gary Dell'Abate: Yes, King of All Media?
Howard Stern: (pointing at Lori) Remove this trash immediately!
Gary Dell'Abate: At once, Howard.
Dell'Abate goes up to Lori and slugs her in the stomach multiple times. Lori then falls to her hands and knees coughing out a ton of blood.
Lucy: Wicked! (farts)
Dell'Abate then takes a couple of steps back and then runs up and kicks her in the face really hard to a dash of more blood, that sends her falling down the stairs! Dell'Abate pursues her.
Howard Stern: I'm sorry you had to see that.
Lucy: Don't be. Lori is very difficult to put up with anyway. Now, fuck my pussy!
Howard slid his cock into her moist pussy. Lucy breathed a sigh of satisfaction.
Howard, enthusiastic lover that he is, pumped his big cock into her moist and hungry pussy.
He allowed himself moans of pleasure. Before, he had been doing his job, focused on pleasing Lucy. Now he let himself to break free of his formalities.
Howard Stern: You like it when I fuck your pussy, don't you bitch?!
Lucy: Oh yeah baby, I do.
Howard: You like that we were caught by that cunt of a sister of yours, don't you?
Lucy: Mmmm...yes.
Suddenly, Howard pulls out and blows a gigantic stream of jizz all over Lucy's face and hair! Lucy swallows all of it.
Lucy: You were supposed to start a family with me! (farts)
Howard slaps Lucy.
Howard Stern: Hey, don't you dare talk to your sugar daddy like that! (farts on her face)
Remember, I'm the King of All Media, and you are just a cum guzzling gutter slut! Now I'm gonna fuck that sweet tiny asshole of yours next!
Lucy: Well, (pauses) yeah, fuck my asshole you fucking pervert!
Howard entered her tiny little butthole WITHOUT the lube, groaning with pleasure as her small sphincter squeezed his cock.
Lucy was beside herself. She had been fucked in the butt multiple times, but there was something magical about Howard's big fat cock.
Howard continued fucking her asshole. Lucy rubbed her tiny clit, loving the way it felt with him inside her pooper.
Howard was ready to blow again.
Howard Stern: I'm gonna cum soon, baby!
Lucy: (farts Howard's cock out of her butt) Quickly, get that schlong into my pussy!
Howard quickly did just that. He filled her with his cum. Lucy gasped with pleasure as she felt his sperm inside of her as it reaches Lucy's egg, impregnating her with Howard's child.
They were both exhausted after all the sex, farting, pooing, peeing.
Lucy: On this day, I found the chosen one as he inserts his seed.
And soon, we will have a family for all our needs.
Howard and Lucy look at each other gazingly as they French kiss erotically while unleashing some stinky farts in ecstacy, knowing full well the joy their future family will bring them.