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STLCityFan90: I own a musket for home defense, because that’s what the Founding Fathers intended. One night, four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” I yell as I grab my Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball-sized hole into one man; he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, only to misfire because it’s smooth-bore and the shot hits the neighbor’s dog. I had to resort to the cannon mounted on the top of the stairs filled with grape-shot. “Tally ho, lads!” I scream as the blast rips two of them to shreds while setting off nearby car alarms. Affix bayonet and charge into the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out as the police arrive since bayonet wounds are hard to stitch up. Yep, just as the Founding Fathers intended…