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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Steven: "Y-you want to do what?"

Sid Chang: "You heard me asshole, drop trou so we can suck some gem dick!"

Iggy Azalea: "What's the matter, boy? Can't handle 'this'" [twerks erotically]

Steven: [nervous] "Uh." (No, please, I got to keep it under control.)

Blac Chyna: "What's the matter?"

Sid: "This dipstick won't get hard for us."

Blac Chyna: [slutty voice] "I'll handle this." [rips off thong and starts twerking at high speed]

Steven: [can hardly keep composure] "No, stop! I don't wanna..."

Kendra Wilkinson: [angry] "Quit delaying the inevitable. We wanna fuck!"

Steven: [erection] "No!"

Everyone is stunned by the size of it.

Sid: "What the fuck?" [pulls down his pants]

Iggy: "His cock is puny!"

Steven: "Now you know my terrible secret!" [crying]

Kendra: [pissed] "Bullshit!"

Sid: "Everybody, shut up for the moment! We're going to make that cock bigger."

Blac Chyna: "And how are we suppose to do that?"

Sid: "Follow me."

Later,

Lisa Loud: "I have calculated ladies that your best shot to get your boyfriend's penis bigger..."

Steven: "They ain't my girlfriends!"

Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "Shut up, Steven!"

Sid: "You were saying?"

Lisa: "I read about the scandal in Colorado involving a marijuana store replacing a Kentucky Fried Chicken that was causing men to have testicular cancer, making their balls bigger."

Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "Ooohhh!!!"

Steven: "But I like my penis the way it is."

Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "Shut up, Steven!"

Lisa: "As I was saying, this procedure is risky, but it will give you the sexual pleasure you crave."

All four ladies agree to it.

Steven: "Hey, don't I get a say in this since it's MY body?!"

Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "No!"

Later, Steven is experiencing the steamiest, hottest, raunchiest sex in his life satisfying four horny sluts with his HUGE balls.

Sid: [riding his big dick] "Adelaide, zoom in more on Chyna's facesit and jiggle on Steven's face."

Adelaide: "Can't I go play with my dolls instead of filming this filth?"

Iggy: [sucking a ball] "Hey bitch, do your job, or I'll tell your parents about being involved with this to begin with!"

Kendra: [sucking other ball, slutty] "Tastes so good."

Blac Chyna: [sitting on Steven's face twerking] "I wanna have Steven's babies!"

Sid: "Wait your turn Chyna."

Steven: [in pure bliss, blows a huge load up Sid's snatch impregnating her]