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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Lewis Hamilton after winning a race.

Lewis Hamilton: (BRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTT) "I have the farts."

Lucy: "Don't worry, it smells good. But not as good as mine!"

Lucy cuts a silent fart.

Lewis Hamilton: (sniffs) "Damn, ho! That sure is strong!"

Lucy blushes.

Luan: "Silent, butt deadly. Get it?"

Kinky music starts to play. Lewis Hamilton begins to get kinky.

Lewis Hamilton: "I'm too sexy for my farts
Too sexy for my farts
Farts going to leave my poohole

I'm too sexy for my toilet
Too sexy for my toilet
So sexy it hurts my hemorrhoids
And I'm too sexy for Peter Griffin
Too sexy for Peter Griffin
Mr. Hankey, and Boogerman
(towards Lucy) And I'm too sexy for your sister
Too sexy for your sister
No way I'm farting on Lola

(Lola cries loudly)

I drive a car, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn while farting
Yeah, while farting, while farting, yeah
I do my little turn while farting

I'm too sexy for my poo
Too sexy for my poo
Too sexy by diarrhea
And I'm too sexy for my pee
Too sexy for my pee
What ya think about that?

(pees on Lucy)

I drive a car, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn while farting
Yeah, while farting, while farting, yeah
I ram my little car into others while farting

Too sexy for my farts
Too sexy for my farts
Too sexy for my farts
Cut!

(Lewis Hamilton cuts a loud, rancid fart on Lucy)

I drive a car, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn while farting
Yeah, while farting, while farting, yeah
I ram my little car into others while farting

I'm too sexy for my cum
Too sexy for my cum
Poor goop, poor messy goop
I'm too sexy for my farts
Too sexy for my farts
Farts going to leave my poohole
And I'm too sexy for this shit!"

Drops trou and releases a giant turd that splatters all over Lucy's beautiful face! Lewis Hamilton then leaves to find toilet paper.

Luan: "Well, that sure stinked! Get it?" (sniffs) Lewis Hamilton's poo is so strong, foul, rancid and smells so erotic. I think I'm in love! (sniffing wildly)