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Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Thank god for Yahoo! cache, as I would have lost this comment forever. And yes, it was one of those comments of me defending myself from the assholes infestering this page. Thanks for clearing this page as a clean slate. Now here's a new version going after a fictional character instead this time:

Lemy: "Hey Lyle, check this out!" [shows an AK-47]

Lyle: "Awesome!"

Lemy: "Here's one for you." [tosses him a sub-machine gun]

Lyle: "Cool!"

Lemy: "Come on Lyle, let's go outside and play cops and robbers!"

The boys go outside with their new 'toys', when suddenly,

Bobby Jr.: "Uh, what are you two doing with my mom's machine guns?"

Lemy: (Oh shit!)

A startled Lemy and Lyle accidentally fires off rounds of ammo...that kills a pedestrian to blood and brain chunks!

Lyle: "Fuck! What have we done?!"

Lemy: "We're going to juvi for this!"

Bobby Jr. walks over to inspect the corpse.

Bobby Jr.: "Calm down you two, it's only Debora Briscoletti."

Lyle: "Huh?"

Lemy: "You know her?"

Bobby Jr.: "Yeah. Prejudice cunt from Mostroferrato that loves the Totally Spies. You actually did the world a favor. Now come on you two, let's get back inside before the cops show up, remove your fingerprints from the guns, and put them back where they belong."

Lemy and Lyle: [stunned, speechless]