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Leia: "Kewl! Can you go and fart on Lemy next?"
Lacy: "You cunt! She set mommy on fire!" [Lacy begins to cry]
Mai: "Me bouncy fart on Lemy next!" [tits bounces]
Luna: [armed with bass in a fighting stance] "Get near my son, and I'll deliver you back to Andy Bogard with bashed brains, slut!"
Sadly, mine are even more foul smelling according to my family. They blame it on my addiction to Burger King Onion Rings with Zesty Sauce.
One time, my dear older brother Lincoln was "punishing" our older sister Luan, and he eventually summoned me, then sticked Luan's nose up my ghoulish crack as I farted on her face, which Luan actually enjoyed.
My little twin sisters Lana and Lola love the smell of farts so much, that sometimes they'll run up to me and start sniffing my butt, begging for farts.
And my older sister/roommate Lynn. She's basically the reason I became a fart addict with her "dutch ovening", and farting on me. She now occasionally uses my farts as a weapon against people she doesn't Iike, even making me eat certain combinations of food to give me certain types of farts such as one she calls the "Sheng Long". Sometimes I wish I could leave this world. Sigh.
Kim Kardashian: [stunned, speechless]