February 4, 2022; 17:11 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Normally, I don't upload, but in this case, I'm making an exception as this is easily the hottest Leni pic ever! June 19, 2022; 21:06 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: And I had a good idea for a Lincoln x Leni moment, but since Misha is a corrupt bastard...

June 19, 2022; 21:00 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: The body dies, but the spirit lives on.

June 19, 2022; 20:54 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Frankenstein Jr. would wreck this mistake of a character from a mistake of a movie. I'd tell more, but, Remember, corrupt bastard Misha hates storytelling and only wants it on a waste of time forum thread. That's why the loser only enjoys shitty reality shows like Bringing Up Bates!

June 7, 2022; 11:41 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Huh? June 7, 2022; 14:35 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Oh, the reason I'm confused is because of the one word between "bed" and "ya'" that Lupa is saying. Anyone have any idea what that word is? June 19, 2022; 14:59 - Reply ThatLoser: @Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: pretty sure the text after "bed" says "Huh" June 19, 2022; 19:01 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: @ThatLoser: Good work. So Lupa is saying: "You made that bed huh, ya' lil' gremlin? He he he." Now the question becomes, why did this trigger little Liena?

June 18, 2022; 05:20 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Clyde: "Hey, are you Pam Grier?" Garnet: [angry] "No nigger, I am the almighty Garnet!" Clyde: [mega pissed] "More like a racist Putin loving fuck!" [leaps at Garnet and starts beating the shit out of her!] June 18, 2022; 07:23 - Reply K09: @Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Only for it to turn out it was all in his head because Clyde is an 11-year-old kid picking a fight with a superstrong alien capable of shattering stone with her bare hands and she's just holding him by his collar while he uselessly flails in the air, thinking he's actually hitting her. Garnet: This is sad. June 18, 2022; 08:44 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: @K09: Then the REAL Pam Grier shows up and smashes Garnet from behind with a baseball bat made of the hardest of metals knocking her out! June 18, 2022; 16:57 - Reply K09: @Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: As Garnet is literally just a living Hologram and the hardest of metals are typically incredibly brittle and heavy, the bat shatters and did nothing beyond piss Garnet off. Turning around, she gives Pam Grier an atomic wedgie, before flipping off Clyde and leaping into the sunset. "YOU TWO ARE ASSHOLES!! I LEARNED WHAT THAT IS FROM GREG!!!" June 18, 2022; 23:35 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: @K09: Later, Samuel L. Jackson (Pam Grier's co-star from Jackie Brown) shows up with John Travolta doing their Jules Winfield and Vincent Vega characters from Pulp Fiction at Garnet's place. Samuel: "Hey aliens. How you E.T.'s doin'?" Garnet: "We're doin' okay. Now who are you and what are you doing here?" Samuel: "I am a co-star from the movie Jackie Brown, you remember Jackie Brown dont'ya?" Garnet: "Never seen it." Samuel: "Now I'm gonna guess here: you're Garnet, leader of the Crystal Gems, right?" Garnet: "Yes." Samuel: "Exactly. Well, you remember a woman named Pam Grier, dont'ya Garnet?" Garnet: "You mean that woman that some dumb kid mistaken me with?" Samuel: "Very good. Looks like me and John caught you eating. What'cha eatin'?" Garnet: "Why should I answer tha..." Samuel: "WHAT ARE YOU EATING?" Garnet: "What-A-Burger." Samuel: "What-A-Burger. That's that Texan burger joint. I heard they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself, how are they?" Garnet: "Why don't you try one for yourself?" Samuel: [grabs the burger and take a bite of it] "Uuummmm, that's a tasty burger. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in France?" Garnet: "Not familiar with your planet's fast food names." Samuel: "Tell 'em, John." John: "Royale with Cheese." Samuel: "Ever know why they call it that?" Garnet: "Some metric system?" Samuel: "Correct." [sees Garnet's soda, starts drinking it.] Garnet: "Who are you, what's your name? I got his name's John, but what's yours?" Samuel: "My name's Jules, and you ain't talkin' your ass outta this shit." Garnet: "Is this because I gave that Pam Grier an atomic wedgie?" Samuel: [takes out his gun and SHOOTS Pearl, Amethyst and Steven with a nuclear laser right at their weak spots with pinpoint accuracy shattering them!] Garnet: [shits herself, paranoid] Samuel: "Oh, I'm sorry. Did that break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please, continue. I believe you were saying something about "atomic wedgies." Garnet: [silence] Samuel: [SNAPS, SAVAGELY TIPPING the card table over, removing the only barrier between himself and Garnet.] "What planet you from?!" Garnet: [petrified] "Huh?" Samuel: "Huh" ain't no planet I know! Do they speak English in "Huh?" Garnet: [near malfunction] "Huh?" Samuel: "English-motherfucker-can-you-speak-it?" Garnet: "Yes." Samuel: "Now tell me about that atomic wedgie you gave Pam Grier!" Garnet: [out of fear] "Well she... she... attacked me... and she... she... was armed – Samuel: – does she look like a cunt?!" Garnet: [without thinking] "Huh?" Samuel: [SHOOTS Garnet in the shoulder] Garnet: [SCREAMS, breaks into SHAKING/TREMBLING SPASM] Samuel: "Does-she-look-like-a-cunt?!" Garnet: [in agony] "No." Samuel: "Then why did you try to fuck 'er like a cunt?!" Garnet: [in spasm] "I didn't." Samuel: "Yes ya did Garnet. Ya tried ta fuck 'er. You ever read the Bible, Garnet?" Garnet: [in spasm] "I think." Samuel: "There's a passage I got memorized when me and John did Pulp Fiction, seems appropriate for this situation: Ezekiel 25:17." "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." [Samuel and John raises their guns at Garnet] Garnet: [SCREAMS] Samuel and John: [lowers their guns] Garnet: "Oh, phew." Samuel and John: [raises their guns] Garnet: [SCREAMS] Samuel and John: [lowers their guns] Garnet: [relieved] Samuel and John: [raises their guns] Garnet: [SCREAMS] Samuel: [lowers his gun] John: "Can't we stop trolling this bitch and just shoot her already?" Samuel and John: [EMPTYS guns at the same time on Garnet until she shatters into pieces] June 19, 2022; 07:18 - Reply K09: @Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Can you... can you maybe stop bullying Garnet and making up excuses for hating her? It's getting old, and basically involves everyone involved being stupid idiots, and Garnet can literally see the future, so this is just idiocy as she can literally just kill them all if she really wanted to. June 19, 2022; 13:34 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: @K09: Ran out of ideas, boy? Garnet: "K09, you bastard! Come up with something to counteract that hack who hates Slayerduck and Mr. K!" June 19, 2022; 15:22 - Reply K09: @Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Well, part of the problem is that you are basically ignoring everything about how Gems work and making Garnet more of a loser than she'd ever actually be. It's not that I don't have any ideas, it's that this is just degenerating to the point of stupidity by making Garnet weak and incompetent when stuff like this literally wouldn't ever happen. Like, everything you've set against Garnet would do nothing to her if she didn't let it, and she's not suicidal so there's no chance she WOULD let things like that happen to her. Like... you are deliberately dragging this out to make Garnet lose and/or die, when you could just... stop? June 19, 2022; 18:47 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: @K09: So even you have no idea what to do next. How disappointing.

June 19, 2022; 18:37 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Steven: "Y-you want to do what?" Sid Chang: "You heard me asshole, drop trou so we can suck some gem dick!" Iggy Azalea: "What's the matter, boy? Can't handle 'this'" [twerks erotically] Steven: [nervous] "Uh." (No, please, I got to keep it under control.) Blac Chyna: "What's the matter?" Sid: "This dipstick won't get hard for us." Blac Chyna: [slutty voice] "I'll handle this." [rips off thong and starts twerking at high speed] Steven: [can hardly keep composure] "No, stop! I don't wanna..." Kendra Wilkinson: [angry] "Quit delaying the inevitable. We wanna fuck!" Steven: [erection] "No!" Everyone is stunned by the size of it. Sid: "What the fuck?" [pulls down his pants] Iggy: "His cock is puny!" Steven: "Now you know my terrible secret!" [crying] Kendra: [pissed] "Bullshit!" Sid: "Everybody, shut up for the moment! We're going to make that cock bigger." Blac Chyna: "And how are we suppose to do that?" Sid: "Follow me." Later, Lisa Loud: "I have calculated ladies that your best shot to get your boyfriend's penis bigger..." Steven: "They ain't my girlfriends!" Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "Shut up, Steven!" Sid: "You were saying?" Lisa: "I read about the scandal in Colorado involving a marijuana store replacing a Kentucky Fried Chicken that was causing men to have testicular cancer, making their balls bigger." Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "Ooohhh!!!" Steven: "But I like my penis the way it is." Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "Shut up, Steven!" Lisa: "As I was saying, this procedure is risky, but it will give you the sexual pleasure you crave." All four ladies agree to it. Steven: "Hey, don't I get a say in this since it's MY body?!" Sid, Iggy, Blac, Kendra: "No!" Later, Steven is experiencing the steamiest, hottest, raunchiest sex in his life satisfying four horny sluts with his HUGE balls. Sid: [riding his big dick] "Adelaide, zoom in more on Chyna's facesit and jiggle on Steven's face." Adelaide: "Can't I go play with my dolls instead of filming this filth?" Iggy: [sucking a ball] "Hey bitch, do your job, or I'll tell your parents about being involved with this to begin with!" Kendra: [sucking other ball, slutty] "Tastes so good." Blac Chyna: [sitting on Steven's face twerking] "I wanna have Steven's babies!" Sid: "Wait your turn Chyna." Steven: [in pure bliss, blows a huge load up Sid's snatch impregnating her]

June 19, 2022; 13:46 - Reply Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Chaz: "Chaz hate." Amethyst: "Says the fat ass that lost the pussy of Leni Loud!" Chaz: "Chaz kill." [charges at Amethyst with a punch] Amethyst: [ducks, then counter punches, knocking him out] "I told you not to fuck with me!" June 19, 2022; 15:29 - Reply K09: @Fuck_Slayerduck_and_Mr_K: Leni: Like, wow, Amethyst! That was so hot! If you were thinner, I'd totally fuck you for that. He's been following me for days. Amethyst [Shapeshifts to look exactly like Leni but with bigger tits]: Like what you see blondie~? Leni [Aroused]: YES. [Pulls Amethyst into a make-out session and begins having sex in public as people video tape them and Chad gets taken off to jail]

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